In Your Face Page

This is an in your face page. It’s different from a blog post because it will stay in one place (in your face) and will show up in your site navigation (always in your face). Most people start with an InYourFace page that alienates potential site visitors. It might say something like this:

Hi there! I’m a bike masseuse by day, aspiring cross dresser by night, and this is my mom’s blog. I live in the basement of an abandoned building and steal power and Internet from a shop next door (I don’t like gettin’ caught and arraigned.)

…or something like this:

The XYZ InYourFace Company was founded in 2011 and has been getting in your face (and the face of the public) ever since. Located in mountifferous SLC, XYZ IYF employs over 2,000 annoying individuals and disrupts the community in all kinds of unique ways.

As a new InYourFace user, you should go to your secret hideout for planning and preparation. Have fun!