Chair One: I swear the guy must have been almost four hundred pounds!

Chair Two: Wow, that’s amazing. So you just held him the whole time?

Chair One: What else could I do?

Chair Two: I don’t think I would have made it. I’ve done like three hundred and it was only for like an hour.

Chair One: No, I bet you’d be fine with four hundred.

Chair Two: Remember Sammy?

Chair One: Oh yeah… geez, that was awful.

Chair Two: He just crumpled like paper and that was only about two fifty.

Chair One: Manufacturing defects man- you never know.

Chair Two: Yeah.

Chair One: Hmm.

Chair Two: So… when the big ones get up do you ever take a whiff?

Chair One: Uh… sometimes.

Chair Two: Me too.

The End