Oak Tree Drama
Oak Tree Standing in Forest: Wow! What a beautiful day!
Woodsman stepping into view: I agree!
Oak Tree: Oh… hey there.
Oak Tree: Yep. Nice day.
Oak Tree: Ah… so, what brings you to the forest?
Woodsman: Just out for walk.
Oak Tree: With your axe?
Woodsman: Um, well yeah. You never know what kind of danger you might run into.
Oak Tree: No kidding.
Woodsman sits down on an Oak tree stump: So, have any family?
Oak Tree: Excuse me?
Woodsman pulls out a stone and begins to sharpen his axe: Family. Parents, brothers, sisters?
Oak Tree: What are you doing?
Woodsman: My axe felt kind of dull and I just thought I’d sharpen it while we chatted. Any relatives around here at all? Sure would like to meet them.
Oak Tree: No… um, just me. Well, me and my friends.
Oak Tree: Yeah, the magic forest elves. They come around and check on me each day to make sure I’m okay.
Woodsman standing and chuckling: I see.
Enter Magic Forest Elf: Hey, you there! What’s going on.
Magic Forest Elf: Yes you. What are you doing with that Axe?
Woodsman: Oh, I was just going to show it to this Oak tree here. He said he wanted a closer look.
Oak Tree: I didn’t say that!
Magic Forrest Elf: I really doubt he said that.
Woodman to Magic Forest Elf: Would you like to see my Axe?
Magic Forrest Elf: Not really. I actually have a pretty nice Axe back home.
Oak Tree to Forrest Elf: Why do you have an Axe?
Magic Forrest Elf: It’s just a tiny Axe. I use it to chop firewood.
Oak Tree: What? Fire wood? Wait a second. What’s going on here?
Magic Forrest Elf: Oh no… oh no. I, uh… no, I meant I would chop fire. Would chop, but you can’t chop fire, of course. So I forgot. I don’t have an Axe.
Woodsman chops up Magic Forest Elf and then chops down screaming Oak tree.
I know, I know… what’s wrong with me, right? This is a rough draft segment for my new project, “Conversations of a Disturbing Nature.”