Chair One: I swear the guy must have been almost four hundred pounds!
Chair Two: Wow, that’s amazing. So you just held him the whole time?
Chair One: What else could I do?
Chair Two: I don’t think I would have made it. I’ve done like three hundred and it was only for like an hour.
Chair One: No, I bet you’d be fine with four hundred.
Chair Two: Remember Sammy?
Chair One: Oh yeah… geez, that was awful.
Chair Two: He just crumpled like paper and that was only about two fifty.
Chair One: Manufacturing defects man- you never know.
Chair Two: Yeah.
Chair One: Hmm.
Chair Two: So… when the big ones get up do you ever take a whiff?
Chair One: Uh… sometimes.
Chair Two: Me too.